LESSON ON HOW TO GET A CHILD TO LEGGO YOUR EGGO
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Once child is seated at table, seat yourself as close to child as possible.
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Look cute.
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It's the same thing every day...Eggos, with peanut butter.
Fidget anxiously as food is held high above your head. Resist urge to jump up and remove food from child's fingers, as accidentally removing child's fingers in process might occur and that would definitely be grounds for a "bad dog" reprimand. Which would equal...no treats.
Oh, sweet relief. Take food gently, as this greatly impresses those handing out the food (much more so than, how do they say, biting the hand that feeds you) and will almost certainly earn you a few more bites as they ooh and ahh over how "gentle" you are.
Look cute. Repeat entire process.
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